Sometimes you just go whoa

Ive had two kids have a birthday in the last 5 days. Nothing like realizing your baby is 1/2 way to adulthood to make you reflect. Yesterday while going potty (i know tmi-but theres a point) anyways I stopped and took a look around and realized Im in here alone. I know you moms know exactly what Im talking about. I can close the door and take care of business with out any inerference from the other side. Arent you jealous? Trust me it rocks! No one told me when you became a parent for the first 5-10 years there would be a alarm that would go off in your childs head that alerted them to you needing to releive yourself. And that at exactly that moment your child will have a 5 alarm emergency, you know the one where they cant find there sock or favorite bear.